You have to be careful admitting to being an egg beater, Jude; the PC brigade may take offence to it. I'm sure that Sue Bradford's next bill is making the beating of eggs illegal and also an offence to scramble them due to unnecessary force being applied. Apparently it causes chickens to grow up and become violent because they know that their siblings have been turned into omelettes. Needless to say, the scientific term for this belief is "bollocks".
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You have to be careful admitting to being an egg beater, Jude; the PC brigade may take offence to it. I'm sure that Sue Bradford's next bill is making the beating of eggs illegal and also an offence to scramble them due to unnecessary force being applied. Apparently it causes chickens to grow up and become violent because they know that their siblings have been turned into omelettes. Needless to say, the scientific term for this belief is "bollocks".
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