Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?

Here I am playing with my fishbowl - what you can't tell is that a piranha with razor sharp teeth just bit my finger. I think that is funny. It is quite ironic that this very same fish was plucked from an Amazonian river with my bare hands. I am quite the conservationist, just ask Mongie.

Check out my "man-breasts". I am a very happy little baby. I love my Mummy and Daddy very much - they buy me lots of toys and allow me to bite their ears and pull on their facial protuberances.

I am NOT ginger and if any of my so-called self-styled uncles refer to me as such I will be forced to sic my pet piranha on his fat ass.

From Jude