Can you see it? The dreaded crushing crunching CLAW??? I had to barricade myself into the corner cupboard in the kitchen to save myself... luckily I survived to tell the story.
We went to have some family photos taken recently. I haven't seen them yet but Mummy & Daddy tell me I am pretty handsome and the photos are works of art.
I am a big boy now and go No. 1 on the toilet on a regular basis. I use the big toilet and I don't even need the pathetic "kiddie" seat... that's for amateurs. I am yet to squeeze a No. 2 on the porcelain throne but it won't be far away. I will soon be wearing my Thomas undies just like the big kids at daycare (or "Big Plow Plow" as I call it).
Ta-ta for now
Jude
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is that Black Rory I see lurking in the back of the cupboard?
Jude, check out this link so you know how to throw a temper tantrum:
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/HowTo:Throw_a_temper_tantrum
That should be:
HowTo:Throw_a_temper_tantrum
It has some good pointer.
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