Friday, 8 June 2007

I am a little egg beater

I like the egg beater, especially when it has sugary icing on it.

People have said that licking an egg beater makes you cross-eyed. Personally I don't believe it, there is no proof .

I have been pretty good recently, I now count to 4, do high 5s and can give a bit of skin.

All the chicks love me.

Jude

1 comment:

Poppa Noel said...

You have to be careful admitting to being an egg beater, Jude; the PC brigade may take offence to it. I'm sure that Sue Bradford's next bill is making the beating of eggs illegal and also an offence to scramble them due to unnecessary force being applied. Apparently it causes chickens to grow up and become violent because they know that their siblings have been turned into omelettes. Needless to say, the scientific term for this belief is "bollocks".