I ate his liver

Nemo was getting a bit lippy so I dealt it to him. Yeah you can see his tail popping out but he can't be saved.

My swim lessons are going really well. I can't kick and paddle like the 18 month old kids but man you should see my bombs. Those little suckers don't even see it coming. I line them up and then ...... damn, just like I have been dropped from the enola gay.

Jude (& Nemo) out

I am a little egg beater

I like the egg beater, especially when it has sugary icing on it.

People have said that licking an egg beater makes you cross-eyed. Personally I don't believe it, there is no proof .

I have been pretty good recently, I now count to 4, do high 5s and can give a bit of skin.

All the chicks love me.

Jude