Here I am in my new Red Hawk chopper. I had to go rescue a small fat 4 month old baby who answered to the name"Asher" from the jaws of his exersaucer the other day. He wasn't very grateful.
You can just glimpse Great-Poppa Dick to the left of the photo. He is madly trying to take photos of me with his camera. It's like having my own personal paparazzi (correct term is "Popparazzi" according to Nana Vic).
I am a very good little boy. I rarely have tantrums and those that I do have can be dealt with by giving me treats or "tweats" as I call them. I also respond well to threats of having my trains taken away. I have an affinity for taking my nappy off at the moment. My parents found me lying (bare) bottom up the other night with my nappy and a pool of urine beside me. Lucky for them it was just No. 1!!!! Next time they might not be so lucky...
Anyway, time for me to retire to my boudoir. Take care y'all.
J.E.T
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