Well he finally came. I have waited patiently for 9 months and yesterday he arrived home. He is actually quite cool, I just want to eat him!!! Mum did a pretty good job cooking him in her tummy. He looks kind of like me which is excellent as I was scared that he would look like Stephen Hawking. I have decided that I will teach him lots of things. I will start with the most enjoyable aspects of life and teach them in order of most enjoyable downwards:1) How to beat up Shrek
2) The joys of watching sharks
3) How to do a big satisfying poo in the bath before the olds can get me out
World peace is dumb, but I like doves.
J.E.T
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