Toot Toot Chugga Chugga

Hi Team,

I have learnt how to drive Dad's car. Stuff Greg Wiggle and the big red car this is the big blue car and you better get out of my way. I have got the horn toot sorted, I have the gear change down pat and if you cut me off you will even get a little miniature bird flicked at you out the window.

I am growing very tall. I can now reach all the goodies in the pantry. The other day mum and dad were ignoring my demands for chocolate so I bought it out to them and demanded they feed it to me. They gave in of course. I have them wrapped around my little miniature finger.

Life has been great recently. I took mum and dad to Lollipops, it was okay maybe even a little immature for me. You have to remember that now I can talk and am therefore a fully fledged adult. Quite often my Dad and I will have lengthy conversations about all manner of things. I get the feeling that sometimes he just doesn't understand! I guess that's what happens when you get old and stuck in your ways.

Anyway, at Lollipops I played in the pen full of balls, went down the slide, chatted up a few young ladies and procured a new balloon. All in all it was a fairly successful trip.

Next week Bono is coming to my house. He is a jerk. In about 10 weeks my little brother is coming to stay at my house, he is not a jerk.

Bye

J.E.T