Idle Youth?

I like to play Playstation with my Daddy - I wish he'd give me the controller. We like to play all sorts of games together. On playstation we play boxing, on the ground I use him as a jungle gym and with mummy my favourite game is peekaboo (not peeboos) and being swung around by my arms.

I also like to spread all of my toys around the lounge. For all of you babies out there wanting tips on how to go places you aren't allowed, here is my suggestion. Push your favourite toy towards the place you aren't allowed to go, do a pseudo uncontrolled swipe at the toy so that it goes into the area where you aren't allowed to go then just be a good baby and collect your toy. Simple.

I have figured out the debate about who ate the snail. It is obvious, there are only two real suspects..... the French and Stephen Hawking. Now I can't imagine Stevo (as I call him) hopping out of his electric carriage and using his little frail arms to pick up a snail. That leaves only one solution. Neither Kerri or Jeremy ate the snail...... the French did it, they do everything. I do believe that they also created the question mark.

I have had lots of visitors this week, Nanna & Poppa Thomas, Nanna & Poppa Baron, kind of Uncle Dean & Aunty Shona and my buddy from play group (Mr X). They all wanted my autograph but Mum hid all the pens which I thought was a bit cruel. Speaking of hiding things, I have done something really funny. I have hidden Daddies TV remote. He has been looking for it everywhere but he won't find it, I am far too clever for him. I find it quite amusing when he is searching high and low for it, he better think twice about taking things off me again.

I am going to go now as there is a smell wafting up for the depths of my nappy and whilst I would like to keep it there, I think that Mum wants to remove it.

Jude "The Animal" Thomas