Hello to all my adoring fans.
I have been very busy answering all of my fan mail recently. Many people have been reading my website and then writing to me to tell me how gorgeous I am. Of course I am vey good looking but I get much more satisfaction from the fan mail I receive from people who have read and enjoyed my book on quantum astro phyiscs. For those who have not read it I suggest you do, it is entitled "Stephen Hawking is an idiot, I have proof". It focuses on the singularity theory as the basis for the creation of the universe and its interactions with the chandrasekhar limit.
For those of you who are a little more simple than me ...... this means I have an irrefutable theory for creation and I also prove that Stephen Hawking is no match for my intellectual ability.
Anyway, now onto the real topic of today. I really do love chocolate. Please don't let the picture fool you, I do get most of the chocolate into my gob. I love the sugary rush it gives me after I have shovelled it in. This then gives me the energy to crawl madly around the house seeking out all cords and doors. This has lead me to my new mantra. Say it after me now.......
Close all doors!!! Close all doors!!! Close all doors!!! Close all dorrs!!!
Mum and Dad have said that if I am really good then a white haired old man will come and give me presents in about a week. I don't really understand this because I was naughty and Poppa Art gave me presents anyway. Parents, can't live with them, can't crawl away from them.
Nothing much else has happened in my world recently, just the same old stuff. I crawl, I talk, I smile, I try to rid the world of comic book super heroes..... same old, same old.
Anyway by for now. I hope to see you all real soon.......... except for you Stephen.
Love Jude
2 comments:
I am sorry to have to point out Jude, that your singularity theory has intervallic flaws which break down the galipsodylic fabric of the universal cohesic paradigm, thus preventing the evolution of the chocolate substance around that lovely little mouth of yours. But, hey, as Stephen Hawkins would say, thems the breaks kid.
Stephen Hawkins could make two short planks look like a computer I think...........
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