Judabil Lecter

A census taker tried to test me once - I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti (slurp!).

If you don't get me a good present you will be next.

CYFS

Please don't report Mum and Dad to CYFS, I like the taste and apparently if I am taken off them I will be given to responsible parents who won't let me near the Amber Juice.

There is nothing quite like a nice cold one on a hot day after chasing evil babies.

The Jude

Hern the Hunter

I couldn't resist putting this photo on here as I think it's hilarious. I am still laughing as I type.

Jude (or Hern if you prefer) is being conned into having vegies again via the smoothie.

To counter-act the goodness of the vegies - Jude went to Burger King the other day, ate a whole cheeseburger and scored these cool antlers. He also found someone's smelly old socks in the play area.

Bye for now.

Don't mess with the man

Don't mess with the cool guy - I will bust a cap in your A if you go around 'dissing me. Whaddup dog?


I've been hunting cong all day, but the little buggers keep hiding in their paddys.


My first lieutenant and I are sitting at our post and examining the terrain for any little noodle eaters. I've given up on my b though as she is blind and wouldn't be able to spot a gook from 40 yards.

I will just consult my CCTV.

Sleep well - Jude is on the job.

Jude out.

What a Smoothie!!!

One way to get a kid to eat vegies is to disguise them in a delicious fruity smoothie.

The smoothie is then smeared across the mosh and cries of "more more" become commonplace... now if only Mummy could buy the frozen berries we'd be in business.