I am a rockstar

Hi Everyone,

This is me trying out for Supernova. I don't really want to as they are a bunch of punks, but after watching a few episodes I realised that I am way better than any of those other amateurs.

When I get selected I don't know how I will break it to the olds. I think I will just be straight up and let them know that I will be starting a life of excess as a rocker..... yes thats right, straight Coke, chocolate bars and lots of pretty ladies.

I went looking for my first bed today. I am sick of being behind bars so I am going to get a mini-version of mum and dads bed. I couldn't make my mind up so I didn't get one.

Anyway I will leave you with some of the lyrics to my new song:

"Doiii doi doi doi doi doi doi doi, nack nack nack"

JET

I'm a model - ya know what I mean?

This is one of Jude's favourite poses from his "portfolio". Don't you think he will make a fantastic male model?

Jude enjoys making animal noises - he can imitate quite realistically the sounds that cows, sheep, monkeys, snakes and bees make.

Jude displayed some new dance moves today - he performed what we affectionaly call the "Chuck Berry Leg Flick". All he needs is a little guitar and we'll be seeing him on "Rock Star: Depeche Mode Mark II".

Was there any doubt?

Some would argue that this is not the best place to watch television from but I must disagree.

From this angle you get an unobstructed view of the old goggle box, 360 degree panorama of the lounge and from here I can keep an eye out for that dastardly cat.

There has also been some debate recently as to who writes these posts for me. There are obviously two styles of writer on here.

So I must confess to some Mill Vanilli type of activity in my forum. Yes there are two different writers. My mum writes the boring blog's, she writes about all the stuff that I have actually been doing. Since I lead such a mundane existence the posts that she writes are quite dull.

The other person who writes is me. Thats right I am the other author and it is all my own work. I mean who else is fiendish of claw, horrid of paw, the most scary, the most frightening of all, Scarface claw. (Okay I steal a little bit from Lynley Dodd).

I have taken a vote and the results are overwhelming, the citizens of the world prefer my blog postings more than Mums. I will continue to detail my exploits here.

As the late great Enos said......."10-4, over and out".

Jude

HAPPY 50TH BIRTHDAY NANA VICKI!!!

Hi everyone,

This is me with my Nana Vicki on her birthday yesterday. We went to a restaurant and I was very well behaved.

I wandered around and splashed in the indoor puddles. Then I sat in my highchair and ate huge amounts of food. I drank grape juice until I had a little pink moustache.

I hope Nana Vicki had a good day, because I sure did!!



In this photo, I am giving Nana my present that I bought with my pocket money. It was a lovely heart shaped music box for her dressing table. I got it from the $2 Shop. It had an extra special gift of sultanas in it that I wasn't ready to give up. I ate the sultanas.

Bye for now
Jude

Sleepless in Rotorua (by Jude)

Here is another photo montage of myself on holiday. Mum and Dad took me to Hamilton overnight and then down to Rotorua to visit my Nana & Poppa Thomas for a long weekend.

The top two photos depict moi with Nana Robby (giving her a little cuddle) and also at the playground down at Rotorua lake. I fed the swans and geese but got a little too close to jumping into the water for my parents liking!! I also ran up to a few families having picnics on the grass and attempted to steal their food.

The bottom two photos are at Nana & Poppa Dromgool's gaff - I'm in the bath and feeding Great Poppa Baron a drinks coaster. He appears to think it is yummy.

It is Nana Vicki's 50th birthday on Sunday and I have bought her a very special present with my pocket money. I hope she likes it. I won't let Mum wrap it up yet as I want to play with it until Sunday.

A little more about me:-

I am 17 months old and have blondie/brown fluffy hair. From the photos you can see how cute I am. I like kissing girls and shoulder-barging boys (especially cousin Noah). I can say lots of words including "flower", "fire" and "no no no". I enjoy dancing to rock n roll - when Mum plays Baba O'Riley by The Who for me, I headbang. I also twirl around and run on the spot to music.

That's about all from me for now - auf weidersehn pets.