Going fast on my new bike

Look at the new bike I got for my birthday.

My first ride was in the shed, I had a tail wind and was at the top of a hill so I crouched down into the aero postion and flew like an eagle on steroids.

My birthday was good although I did disappoint a few people when I told them that I didn't want the present they got me.

My favourite phrase was "more presents, more presents".

Jude vs food

Hmmmm, the rest of that burger looks good

I might just have a little taste...... mmmmm makes my tongue water
Ohhhh it feels good too
Why doesn't it all fit into my mouth in one bite?
I like burgers

Flying through the air with the greatest of ease

Those magnificent men in their intrisically flying machines, they go up tidly up-up, they go down tidly down-down. They entrance all the ladies and steal all the scenes with their up-up and their down tidly down-down.

Shortly up! Not only that down! Flying around! In some respects visually looping the loop and defying the ground! They're all frightfully keen, those magnificent men in their flying machines. 

They can fly upside down with their feet in the air. Basically they don't think of danger. They really don't intellectually care. Formerly Newton would think he made  mistake, to see those young men and the chances they take.

Santa is definitely NOT a pompy pomp

I woke up this morning and Santa had come. He left behind footprints (mum was not too happy about that) and his reindeer left crap on the carpet. Best of all though was that he left presents behind too.

MERRY CHRISTMAS all you pom-poms out there!!!

This is what I think of you

Aghhhhhhh..... You are a pompy pomp

Action Jackson

Here I am, just like Action Jackson, except I am white although my under carriage is that of a black mans (if you know what I mean).

I was showing Asher how to perform stunts but he was jealous so he just ignored me.

I hate people that can't fly...... Elvis, Stephen Hawking and Uncle Jason because he is too fat to get off the ground.

I do poop.

Jude

I Like to Read

Check me out - reading my book sitting on a big boy chair.  Aren't I just the spitting image of Pop Art?  They call me mini-Arthur and I don't mind one little bit.  I just smirk in my mini-Arthur way and carry on with my reading...

Here is a photo of me and my Mum.  Aren't we a handsome pair?

Mummy & Daddy wave bye-bye to the Children of the Corn for 4 days - see you when we get back from Fiji kids!